It would have been SOOOO easy to give this week's honor to the infamous Axis. Lord knows they deserve it. However, after further review, I have decided they fall into the same category that Georgie does: that company does so much evil consistently that they would get it every week. Therefore, just let it be known that every week I have this, it's already understood they are a co-recipient.
Instead, this week belongs to the dishonorable Rev. Ted Haggard. And I use the term "reverend" very loosely in his case. Apparently he had been using it loosely himself so it should come as no surprise. As a matter of fact, he doesn't even deserve the honor of that title. He's just regular "Mr.".
Teddy resigned Saturday as leader of the New Life Church after insurmountable accusations and charges had found that he was guilty of "sexually immoral conduct". More specifically, he paid a male escort for sex and bought meth.
Naturally, he argued that he never had sex with the escort, he just paid for a massage. Oh, and he just bought the meth, he never intended to use it so he just threw it out. And if I'm not mistaken, he has some lovely swamp land in Florida and a nice bridge in San Francisco he'd like to sell.
With all of the recent news stories about all the filthy pedophile Catholic priests out there, this should come as no surprise that another "religious" figure was caught being a hypocrite. In fact, if he was smart, he would have tried to deflect some of the attention off him and tried the "well at least he was legal" defense. Regardless, Haggard's still a pitiful excuse for for a head of church and my God have mercy on his soul too.