When it comes to morons that insist on breaking the law, there's dumb, there's stupid and then there's just flat out no-excuse-for-being-that retarded. And when I say "retarded" I am in NO way referring to the evil name that some people give people with mental disabilities. In fact, even those people are smarter than this week's Loser.
Kengshill Schedier Pujols is a minor league pitcher with the Vero Beach Dodgers. Well at least he was. After this little incident, I couldn't find any listing of him anywhere on their roster online which means he's not with the team any longer. More importantly, it was the only chance I had to get a photo of him to post to further publicly humiliate him.
Kenny-boy was pulled over by the police when they spotted him driving erratically. For whatever reason, they searched his vehicle and found him with 130 bags of crack. That's not even the bad part. 118 of those were stuffed in his underwear!
Now I don't profess to be an expert when it comes to eluding the police. Fortunately, I haven't had any experience in that area and don't plan to. However, common sense would seem to indicate if you know you're traveling with that much drugs, wouldn't it probably be a good idea to obey all the traffic laws?
I just keep wondering what inspired the police to even search his underwear? I'm pretty sure he was driving with pants on. One of the officers had to take the initiative to ask for a strip search to even find all that crack. And just think, if they didn't pull them over when they did, just think of what other creative places he would have tried to stash the crack.
In the words of the immortal Whitney Houston "crack is wack". And it's probably not a good idea not to go joyriding with that much on you (or any at all for that matter) unless you don't enjoy the finer things in life...like your freedom.