ModestGeniusXL: O the Randomness

Vending machines should take pennies

It's so sad that the media is still on this Tiger Wood's story yet Tom Brokaw and his wife kill someone in a car accident the same weekend and you barely hear a peep about it

It cracks me up when some jerk cuts me off because he's in a hurry and then I see that same arse got pulled over by a cop further down the road

You ever notice when we get inclement weather, the main vehicles you see in the ditches are the SUVs and trucks? It's the same people who think they are invincible to the elements because of the type of vehicle they drive

I miss those "I Love the [Decade]" shows VH1 did. They need to make some new ones

They can go somewhere with all those "the Love of" shows. Just give all of those contestants AND the show's stars a year's supply of penicillin and call it a day

It's funny how everyone suddenly becomes a meteorologist overnight once the weather starts getting real bad

Happy birthday to the legendary creator of the Popeye cartoon series, E.C. Segar. Which reminds me that I need to get the 80s "Popeye" movie as one of my upcoming Vault Picks.

Greg Oden is injured and out for the season AGAIN. They need to do a carbon dating test on him. I'm pretty sure he really is closer to 40 than he is 22

Don't send me an e-mail in all caps talking about you forgot to take off the 'caps lock'. That's just lazy. You saw it was in all caps before you sent it

I've added whale-watching to my bucket list

Sade only puts out a new cd about once every five years and yet everytime her new joint drops, it STILL ends up being hotter than most of the music that is out at that time

Snow is NOT my friend. The only time I've ever totaled a car was thanks to snow

It should snow on Christmas Day and only on Christmas Day. And even then, it should be just enough to cover the ground. Not enough to be dangerous

The Vatican recently chose Pac's "Changes" to be on their official music playlist. I'm not sure which is worse...the fact that they chose ANY Pac song or the fact that they're on MySpace in the first place.

Looks like our local "Black" station has stopped carrying the Tom Joyner Morning Show AND Doug and DeDe on the Ride in the Afternoon. Thank goodness for that iHeart Radio app. I just wish it would have better range.

People are getting carried away with their hiding behind the word "allegedly". When there's documented proof...especially video or audio...you did it. There's nothing "alleged" about it.

Thank you Iowa weather for reminding me again why I want to move.

'Nuff said.